How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE
Taurus-really?
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Scorpio- Mhm
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
Pisces- Huh?

creaseintime:

are you ready to get


creaseintime:

SPOOKY



freddifish:

person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house 


Pentatonix - Sing Celebrity Tweets on MTV



darkbowler:

Not going to lie I was a little scared when Lindsey was posing with the hammer.If you want to see more photos from RTX 2014 or behind the scenes videos click the links below.

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captainn-romaniaa:

When someone says u look cute


theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!



markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.


wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating


harrystylesdildo:

AU: When Niall proposed to Harry at the America Music Awards, it came into light that there was some jealousy in the popstar community. Rihanna was not impressed by this public display of commitment and love. After he proposed, Rihanna followed Niall to his hotel and seduced him. A few weeks later Niall split from Harry and Rihanna revealed she was pregnant with Niall’s child. Ellen is delighted that he twin brother is having a baby with such a beautiful women. After Nihanna Horan is born, Harry dies of heartbreak because the one man he loved betrayed him. Mariah Carey visits his grave every Spring. 


“1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.” — things to remember, -n.m.  (via seabelle)